The faint store music couldn’t drown out the sound of her heels clicking on the polished floor as she made her grand entrance. Denise had that air of superiority, as if everyone should pause and admire her presence. And to be honest, she expected just that.
Dressed in a tailored designer coat, oversized sunglasses (despite being indoors), and a diamond necklace that probably cost more than my annual salary, she exuded the “look-at-me” vibe she always carried.
When she headed straight for my register, I felt my stomach flip. What on earth was she doing here? Denise had never come to my job before, and I sincerely wished it could have stayed that way forever. Her disapproving looks and passive-aggressive comments had always made me feel two inches tall, constantly reminding me I wasn’t “good enough” for her beloved son, Jack.
We’ve been married for five years, but my MIL never stopped finding ways to remind me of my supposed shortcomings. Jack, trying to avoid conflict, always took the easy way out, saying, “That’s just how Mom is.” His unwillingness to stand up for me drove me crazy, but I loved him and hoped Denise would eventually get tired of her antics. For years, I bit my tongue and let her behavior slide. But not anymore. Yesterday was the last straw.
Denise stopped in front of my register, her fake smile sending chills down my spine. In her arms were two cans of caviar—the finest, most expensive variety, each costing more than a month’s rent.
“Sweetheart,” she cooed in her signature tone that masked her condescension, placing the tins on the counter with a soft thud. She glanced around, probably ensuring she had an audience before continuing. “I need you to take care of this.”
I blinked, confused. “Sure,” I said, reaching to scan the cans.
But she stopped me with an exaggerated sigh. “No, dear. I need you to take care of it,” she clarified, her voice laced with irritation, as if explaining something obvious to a child.
“Take care of it?” I repeated, unsure if I had misunderstood.
Denise tilted her head, giving me a pitying look. “Yes, darling, pay for it. You’ve always been a bit slow, haven’t you?” she sneered. “I’m hosting a dinner party tonight, and my guests expect nothing but the best. I’m sure Jack won’t mind if you help out. After all, it’s what family does.”
I stared at her, stunned. Did she really just ask me to pay hundreds of dollars for caviar on the spot?
“Denise, that’s a lot of money,” I began, trying to stay calm.
But she waved me off. “Oh, don’t be dramatic. Jack will cover it. You’re his wife, and it’s your job to help out with things like this.” She leaned in, lowering her voice. “If you don’t, I’ll make sure Jack knows how uncooperative you’re being.”
That was the final straw.
I had tolerated a lot from Denise over the years, but this? This was different. She expected me to foot the bill for her extravagant party and had the nerve to try and manipulate me into it.
I could feel my coworkers and customers watching, sensing the tension. My heart pounded, but I knew exactly what I had to do. I forced a smile and leaned in, pretending to play along.
“You know what, Denise?” I said, my voice just loud enough for everyone nearby to hear. “You’re absolutely right. I will take care of it.”
Her eyes gleamed with satisfaction. She thought she had won. “I knew you’d see reason,” she purred.
I scanned the caviar, watching the price rise on the register. Then, without hesitation, I pressed the microphone button connected to the store’s PA system.
“Attention, shoppers,” my voice echoed through the store. “I’d like to introduce you to a very special guest—my mother-in-law, Denise! She’s here to buy two cans of our finest caviar and has graciously asked me, her daughter-in-law, to pay for them. Let’s give her a round of applause for being such a generous family member!”
For a split second, there was silence. Then, someone in the back began clapping, followed by a few others. Within moments, the whole store erupted in applause! My coworkers were grinning, and even the customers were chuckling and clapping along.
Denise’s face flushed a deep shade of red. She glared at me, her voice low and furious. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” she hissed.
I smiled sweetly. “Oh, I just thought everyone should know how generous you are. Isn’t that what you wanted?”
Without another word, she grabbed the bagged caviar, lips pressed into a thin line, and stormed out of the store. The applause and laughter continued as she clicked her way across the floor and out the door.
After she left, my coworker Rachel sidled up to me, barely containing her laughter. “That,” she whispered, “was the most legendary thing I’ve ever seen.”
Even the store manager, who had been watching from the back, gave me a wink. “Remind me never to get on your bad side,” he said with a grin.
I finished my shift on a high note. It wasn’t just the applause or the fact that I had finally stood up to Denise in a public way—it was knowing that, for once, I had outplayed her.
Later that night, when I got home, I braced myself for the fallout. Jack was sitting on the couch, scrolling through his phone. He looked up, both confused and amused.
“So… what exactly happened with my mom today?” he asked, fighting back a laugh.
I sat down and told him everything. I expected him to be angry, but instead, he shook his head, barely holding in his laughter.
“You know,” he said, “I think she might leave us alone for a while.”
And you know what? He was right. Since then, my MIL hasn’t called, texted, or shown up.
Experts explain why your poo is green and when you should seek medical help
More severe sickness
A greenish-colored stool may result from germs like salmonella, norovirus, or even giardia, a parasite.
They make your stomach empty more quickly than usual, which is the source of the discolouration.
Some people might have undiscovered gall bladder or liver illness.
According to Guts UK, “Bile acid diarrhoea is another condition that can cause green stools because it causes bile to remain in the stools without being reabsorbed, discoloring them.”
“This can occur if you have liver or gall bladder disease, or if you have had bowel surgery or disorders of the small intestine.”
According to Harvard Health Publishing Chief Medical Editor Howard E. LeWine, “Eating dark green vegetables, like spinach and kale, is usually related to intermittent green stool in someone who otherwise feels fine.”The quick exit of green bile from the small intestine during diarrhea is another cause of green stool.
“Medications, including bismuth subsalicylate (Pepto-Bismol), iron supplements, and some antibiotics, may also result in greenish colored stool.”
Your feces’ color might reveal a variety of information.
There’s an unwritten social norm in our culture that prohibits discussing personal hygiene practices in public. However, you should investigate it for the sake of your health, particularly if you see something that seems a little strange.
Yes, we are discussing aiming for a number two. And what that implies if your feces are green in color.
It’s a subject that thousands of people search for answers to on a daily basis, with many going to Google to find out why their excrement is green.
Like a lot of things connected to your health, it might be perfectly safe. On the other hand, it might also indicate something far more dangerous that requires a medical examination.
My poop is green; why?
The most frequent cause of green stool is a significant shift in the type of food and diet that you regularly eat.
Many people report that consuming more green foods has practically caused their color to change.
We’re discussing asparagus, peas, broccoli, kale, and spinach, among other things.
Chlorophyll, if you remember anything from your biology studies in school, is a substance found in these dark green foods that allows plants to produce energy from sunlight.
It goes beyond just veggies.
Green poop can also result from eating other meals with bright colors.
Therefore, don’t panic if you’ve been consuming more blue or purple foods.
Foods that may induce this discoloration include smoothies, ice pops, fizzy drinks, blueberries, and food coloring used in frosting.
Being ill and medication
If you’re taking antibiotics for a medical condition, you may have green stools, according to the UK charity Guts UK.
Moreover, having a gastrointestinal (GI) ailment may contribute to an illness. If you have this kind of infection, you’ll also probably notice that you’re using the restroom more frequently.
One GI condition that might be the source of the discoloration is Crohn’s disease. This results in severe inflammation of the digestive tract, which can produce cramps and diarrhea, as well as blood in your stool.
Green poop is another symptom that people with celiac disease (gluten intolerance) may encounter.
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