A lot of big, tragic and important things have happened to this wonderful country of ours since April 2014. None of which I have covered. I was too busy writing about hungover parenting, ancient philosophy and my dog Colin.
Out of the 536 columns I have written, 27 were about that guy. Far too few. He is such a good boy, he deserves an article a week.
Today is the end of an era for me, and whenever these final events pop up in our lives, we can’t help but think about the ultimate end.
Everything we do, we will one day do for the last time. That’s why you have to enjoy things while they are around. It’s not just big events like leaving a job, house or loved one either. Whatever moment you happen to be in now, you will never get it back, and you don’t know how many more you have.
Everything we do in life, from eating pizza to spending time with the people we love, to driving, writing, drinking or breathing, we will one day experience for the final time. It might happen tomorrow. This can be either a depressing or an inspiring thought, depending on how you look at it.
A few years back in this column, I interviewed professor of philosophy William B Irvine, of Wright State University, Ohio, on this very topic. He put it this way on a Zoom call: “Recognition of the impermanence of everything in life can invest the things we do with a significance and intensity that would otherwise be absent. The only way we can be truly alive is if we make it our business periodically to entertain thoughts of the end.”
Today’s column is very meaningful to me because it is my last. Like the last night with a lover before she goes overseas. And just like a lover, there have been some half-arsed efforts put in from me over the years. Last week, for example, I spent 750 words moaning about how bad my cricket team is. But the truth is that any of my columns could have been the final. If I had reminded myself every week for the past 10 years that the end is inevitable, I may have been more grateful for having a column and appreciated writing them all as much as I am this one.
While everything we do could have more meaning with a focus on finitude, some things are inherently more worthwhile than others. There is no doubt my column “The pros and cons of wearing Speedos” from November 2022 was less meaningful than most things in this world. That was a waste of everyone’s time. So, if we only have so much time, how do we pick the best things to do?
Well, Oliver Burkeman, the author of Four Thousand Weeks – Time Management For Mortals, suggested this to me in a 2022 column: “Ask yourself, does this choice enlarge me? You usually know on some unspoken level if it does. That’s a good way to distinguish between options.”
With that in mind, I don’t feel great about my 2018 article on “New Zealand’s best hole”. That didn’t enlarge anyone.
There will be people reading this column right now who have loved my writing in the Herald and are sad to see it end. Others will have hated it and are glad to see me go. Many won’t have any opinion at all. But for those in the first camp, I have good news. I have a book coming out on May 28 called A Life Less Punishing – 13 Ways To Love The Life You Got (Allen and Unwin Book Publishers). It’s a deep dive into the history, philosophy and science of not wasting our time lost in anger, loneliness, humiliation, stress, fear, boredom and all the other ways we find to not enjoy perfectly good lives. It’s available for pre-order right now (google it if you’re interested).
A Life Less Punishing took me two years to write and is equivalent in words to 100 of these columns. Which would be a complete nightmare for those in the hate camp, but as I say, great news for those who want more.
Anyway, thanks to the Herald for having me, thanks to the lovely people who make an effort to say nice things to me about my column nearly every day and thanks to the universe for every single second we get.
Bless!
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Past Events
Imagine traveling back in time to the 1950s and 1960s, when rock ‘n’ roll and poodle skirts were popular. It was also a time of clever inventions, such as the old-fashioned electric knife sharpener, which revolutionized our daily cooking procedures. Before the invention of this clever device, sharpening knives required upper-body exercise and involved the use of whetstones or manual sharpeners. But an ordinarily laborious operation was quickly made more convenient and efficient by the electric knife sharpening.
During the post-war boom, when household appliances were all the rage for making life easier, the first models started to light in kitchens. Leading the way were companies like Presto and Chef’s Choice, which produced dependable sharpeners that soon became a fixture in American homes.
Application
Whether you are a novice chef or a seasoned pro, using a vintage electric knife sharpener is simple. Imagine yourself in your kitchen, ready to sharpen those blades to the level of a ninja’s sword after plugging in the sharpener. Here is a brief how-to:
1. Set up: Ensure that the sharpener is spotless and resting on a sturdy base. Turn it on by plugging it in.
2. Sharpening: Align the knife blade with the internal guides as you insert it into the slot. Pull the knife through gradually, applying consistent pressure and speed from heel to tip. The edge will be sharpened and ground by the abrasive wheels inside.
3.Repeating: Do this a few times with duller blades. For varying phases of sharpening, from coarse grinding to delicate honing, many sharpeners have numerous slots.
4. Finishing: Test the blade’s sharpness by slicing through paper or on a cutting surface after wiping off any metal shavings. And voilà! You have a brand-new knife.
History
What, therefore, makes the retro electric knife sharpener a cherished kitchen tool? It all comes down to safety and efficiency. The technique of maintaining knives has been democratized by these devices, making it available to everybody. No more battling with whetstones or making many journeys to the professional sharpener. Not to mention, a sharp knife lowers the possibility of mishaps in the kitchen, making it a safe tool.
These historical pioneers are responsible for the creation of the contemporary models, which are equipped with sophisticated diamond abrasives and precise angle guides. But antique electric knife sharpeners continue to have a unique place in the hearts of people who enjoy a little nostalgia. Not only do they function flawlessly, but they also harken back to a time when inventive solutions for the typical home cook were commonplace.
The old-fashioned electric knife sharpener was, to put it briefly, revolutionary. Its use continues to influence contemporary culinary practices, and its history records an era of remarkable invention. These sharpeners made knife upkeep simple and effective, which made cooking safer and more fun on a daily basis.
So, check it out if you ever come upon one of these antique treasures. Your cooking and your utensils will appreciate it, I promise!
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