Laughter is often said to be the best medicine, and for good reason! It brings joy, boosts our mood, and even prolongs our lives.
When a blonde woman greeted an older man with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” she had no idea it would lead to an unexpected exchange…
His hilarious reply not only caught her off guard but also turned an ordinary Friday into a moment of pure joy…. Curious about what he said that made her laugh so hard?
Keep reading to discover the punchline…
A businessman got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”
BONUS: ANOTHER FUNNY STORY 
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman… He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, woke up his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, he set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops, and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m., he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!”
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you’ll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
Why not share a laugh today? Whether it’s with a friend, family member, or even a stranger, let the laughter echo and brighten someone’s day.
After all, a shared laugh is a moment worth cherishing! If this story made you smile, don’t forget to share it with others—because everyone deserves a little humor in their lives!
Matthew McConaughey stated that he lost 50 pounds for ‘Dallas Buyers Club’
The renowned actor of “Dallas Buyers Club,” Matthew McConaughey, has revealed the peculiar eating regimen he followed to lose fifty pounds in preparation for the role. The actor disclosed that he only consumed egg whites, tapioca pudding, a lot of fish, and “as much wine as [he] wanted to drink” in an episode that aired on October 22.His motivation for following these strict rules was to accurately represent the man he plays in the movie, Ron Woodroof, who received a stage 4 HIV/AIDS diagnosis in the middle of the 1980s. He went on to say that if he hadn’t lost all the weight, it would have shown on screen and nobody would have known that he was Ron Woodroof.
Although McConaughey acknowledged that the choice was challenging, it was hardly agonizing. Rather, he proclaimed himself to be a fighter who took on the issue head-on in order to uphold his moral principles and what it stands for.
In just five months, Matthew McConaughey achieved an amazing feat—he went from 188 to 135 pounds. He ate little portions of fish, vegetables, tapioca pudding, and egg whites throughout the day to maintain his lean physique and eschewed exercise. He had little portions of vegetables and egg whites for breakfast, and roughly five ounces of fish for dinner and lunch. The actor was minding his diet, but he wasn’t going to starve himself; he treated himself to a rare treat of tapioca pudding, which he consumed with the tiniest New Orleans antique spoon.
During a news conference at the 2014 Screen Awards, McConaughey described how this tactic helped him to taste it more.
When it comes to lean protein options, dietitians usually suggest fish to people who are trying to reduce weight. Furthermore, because of their varied nutritional profile and low calorie content, plant-based foods help with weight management. In the past, Matthew McConaughey underwent a strict diet in order to gain muscle for a part in the movie Magic Mike. He followed a low-calorie diet that caused him to lose weight quickly and dramatically.
Interestingly, he lost a large amount of weight while cutting down for Dallas Buyers Club without doing any exercise. McConaughey realized that regardless of how much effort he put in at the gym or anywhere else,
Every week, he consistently lost 2.5 pounds. Diets low in calories are an easy way to lose weight, but if done incorrectly, they can be fatal. If you don’t eat enough nutrition, your body may experience deficits in vitamins and minerals, dehydration, and slowed metabolism. Weariness, hair loss, and weakened immunity can also be consequences of low-calorie diets lacking in essential nutrients. If you’re considering a low-calorie diet, consult a trained dietitian or your doctor first to be sure you’re getting all the vitamins and minerals your body requires for the diet to be beneficial and healthful.
In order to preserve lifespan and general health, it is also essential to make sure that the foods taken on a low-calorie diet are nutrient-dense. Lastly, it’s critical to keep in mind that low-calorie diets are rarely sustainable. Maintaining a healthy lifestyle and weight is best achieved by combining regular physical activity and a balanced diet. This will help you get the nutrients you need while keeping your weight at a healthy level.
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