“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
Rich Man Mocks Poor Heavy Woman on the Plane until He Hears Captain’s Voice Speaking to Her — Story of the Day
A wealthy man complained about sitting next to an overweight woman in first-class. Annoyed, he insulted her repeatedly, mocking her weight and attire. The woman quietly endured his abuse until a flight attendant offered her a visit to the cockpit, revealing she was Allison Jones, a famous opera singer.
Embarrassed, the man apologized, but Allison admonished him for his behavior, stressing that everyone deserves respect regardless of their status. The man, silenced and ashamed, remained quiet for the rest of the flight.
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