“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
King Charles’s funeral plans being updated in light of cancer treatment – ‘It’s not good,’ claims insider
King Charles III is revising his funeral plans following a cancer diagnosis, discovered during treatment for an enlarged prostate. Despite continuing state duties amid regular treatments, insider reports suggest his health is more serious than publicly known.
This has prompted updates to ‘Operation Menai Bridge,’ the protocol for his funeral, similar to the plans following Queen Elizabeth II’s death.
Amid these health concerns, dynamics within the Royal Family are also highlighted as Prince Harry visited his father post-diagnosis.
Speculation arises that Charles might seek a reconciliation, possibly inviting Harry and Meghan to Balmoral for a family reunion, emphasizing his wish to see his grandchildren.
These developments reflect both Charles’s personal challenges and his ongoing commitment to his royal responsibilities as he navigates his health issues.
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