This has to be one of the best jokes there are. Honestly, I couldn’t stop laughing at the continuation of this man’s story, and it’s definitely not something I expected to read.
Namely, he purchased a registered Black Angus bull and paid $6,500 for it. Of course, he was eager to have it on the farm, but when the bull arrived at his new home, he didn’t seem to do the job he was brought for.
After some time, the man was convinced that he had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyways, he didn’t lose hope before making sure a veterinarian checked on the animal.
Upon a thorough checkup, the vet said the bull was completely healthy but he was relatively young. He then prescribed some pills for the bull and assured the man that the problem would be fixed.
And so it happened. Just a few days after having those pills, the bull started to service the cows; all of the cows, and not only those at the farm, but the neighbor’s cows too.
“He’s like a machine!” the satisfied owner said. “I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him… but they kind of taste like peppermint.”
We truly hope this joke made you laugh. Remember, laughter is the best medicine because it offers numerous physical, emotional, and social benefits that contribute to one’s overall well-being and quality of life.
Embrace humor and opt to laugh as often as you can.
15 Tattoos You Don’t Want to Have No Matter What
Everyone makes decisions differently about getting tattoos. Some people take a long time to think everything through and some people decide to do it spontaneously and emotionally. Most people from our compilation are probably spontaneous. But sometimes, even if you are careful with choosing your tattoos, you still might get a controversial one like the guy in the last picture.Bright Side came across several tattoos that made our eyebrows go up.“The sketch I made for my tattoo vs What I ended up with”
Treble clef tattoo
Her tattoo says “fresh spring rolls” in Thai.
“My wife and I had matching tattoos planned. I went first, hers was scheduled for a week after that. That was 4 days ago, 2 days ago we decided to get a divorce due to obviously unforeseen unfortunate circumstances. I’m an idiot.”
“My friend got a tattoo.”
And where are the legs?
“My friend bought a tattoo gun on amazon for £100. Tattooed Darth Vader on himself.”
“A friend of mine got a tattoo of some flowers, looks… Great!”
“So my buddy’s step-sister got a tattoo of her mother…”
“My awesome Star Wars tattoo”
“A buddy of mine has a friend who gave himself this in the 8th grade.”
“Okay, there may be a typo here…”
What’s up with these poor animals?
Well, this word is not easy to spell, so…
A guy got the same tattoo as the dog he got. It turned out that the tattoo means that the dog was neutered.
Later, the man said that he knew what the tattoo meant. He just wanted to do something for his dog to reinforce their connection. “My dog is always with me now.” We probably wouldn’t have done the same.
Have you ever gotten a bad tattoo that you regret? Tell us about it in the comment section below!
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